btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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