it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.