Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.