i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i wish my penis had a tongue
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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