I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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