I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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