South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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