sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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