Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I only lived at night.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
A+ Viking dick
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