I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars