he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers