wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world