I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.