My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am