Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.