There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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