It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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