So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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