you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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