Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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