I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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