its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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