he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize