yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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sarcasm needs its own font
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.