Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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