Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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