Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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