Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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