too bad you live with your parents still
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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