why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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