he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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