I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it because I queefed?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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