It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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