i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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