the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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