I hope mine doesn't look like that
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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