This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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