HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?