just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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