Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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