These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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