I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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