Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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