i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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