i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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