I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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