The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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