k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
did i just pee glitter
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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