please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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