What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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