Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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