i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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