Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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