Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO