i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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