She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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